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An ancient people from a forgotten place called Canaan. They have the head of a bull, as they are descendants of the ancient god Moloch. This past association is quite dark and evil, but the Canaanites of today are reformed and quite jolly, casting doubt on the veracity this dark past. They are fond of all desert regions and mountains.{{TokenPropertyInfobox|collection=wizards|traitname=head|displayname=Canaanite}}
 
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File:DALL·E 2022-07-25 11.34.49 - a Minotaur village, digital art.png|Typical Canaanite village, Grasslands, before The Great Hunt. Canaanites were living secluded from the rest of the population, keeping their culture and beliefs to themselves
File:Typical Canaanite village, Dry lands - Before The Great Hunt.png|Typical Canaanite village, Dry lands, before The Great Hunt
File:Typical Canaanite village, Great Plains - Before The Great Hunt.png|Typical Canaanite village, Great Plains, before The Great Hunt. Canaanite Idols can be seen roaming the land.
File:Canaanite Idol, revered as a deity by the old tribes. Canaanites believe they are direct descendants, explaining their attunement to magic.png|Canaanite Idol, revered as a deity by the old tribes. Canaanites believe they are direct descendants, explaining their attunement to magic
File:Depiction of a Canaanite Idol creating the universe, a belief shared within the oldest Canaanite tribes.png|Depiction of a Canaanite Idol creating the Universe, a belief shared within the oldest Canaanite tribes
File:Depiction of a Canaanite Idol creating the universe.png|Depiction of a Canaanite Idol creating the Universe
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==The Great Hunt==
The Great Hunt is the event that led to the extermination of Canaanite idols and subsequent war against the various Canaanite tribes inhabiting the land. The Hunt was finally ended when the [[Milk Guild]] was created as a branch of the Merchant's Guild, granting them immunity by law.<gallery widths="240" heights="240">
File:Brewmaster coming into contact and experimenting with a Canaanite Idol.png|Brewmaster coming into contact and experimenting with a Canaanite Idol
File:As Canaanite Idol meat was found to provide magical powers to those who would eat it, rich clans started to hunt them and organize eating parties.png|As Canaanite Idol meat was found to provide magical powers to those who would eat it, rich clans started to hunt them and organize eating parties
File:After discovering that cheaper and more sustainable Canaanite Milk would compete with the Big Potion Industry's products, it was believed that they made a pact to fund the Canaanite meat lobby.png|After discovering that cheaper and more sustainable Canaanite Milk would compete with the Big Potion Industry's products, it was believed that they made a pact to fund the Canaanite meat lobby
File:Anti-Canaanite propaganda was painted and distributed by Big Potion in order to rally the population against falsely represented pagan practices.png|Anti-Canaanite propaganda was painted and distributed by Big Potion in order to rally the population against falsely represented pagan practices, meant to scare them
File:Propaganda showing a Canaanite Idol destroying a city.png|Propaganda showing a Canaanite Idol destroying a city
File:Propaganda showing a Canaanite Idol destroying a city 2.png|Propaganda showing a Canaanite Idol destroying a city
File:Canaanite Idols being eradicated during the Great Hunt.png|Canaanite Idols being eradicated during the Great Hunt
File:Last known Canaanite Idol being exterminated during the Great Hunt.png|Last known Canaanite Idol being exterminated during the Great Hunt
File:Once Idols were gone, the Meat industry started to focus on Canaanites. More supply meant cheaper product..png|Once Idols were gone, the Meat industry started to focus on Canaanites. More supply meant cheaper products. The rich class could now exclusively eat Cananite meat, often wearing their horns, falsely believing it would give them more power
File:Meat canaanite.png|Canaanite meat advertisement poster. A propaganda campaign was started to portray Canaanites as both bloodthirsty beasts, and delicious guilt-free food
File:Canaanite meat processing factory.png|Canaanite meat processing factory
File:Canaanite meat processing line.png|Canaanite meat processing line
File:Propaganda poster depicting Canaanites as eating children.png|Propaganda poster depicting Canaanites as eating children
File:Propaganda poster.png|Propaganda poster
File:Propaganda posters were even depicting Canaanite children as being evil.png|Propaganda posters were even depicting Canaanite children as being evil
File:Initially, futile attemps were made to try and compare how Canaanite Milk would be a much more sustainable source than its meat.png|Initially, futile attemps were made to try and compare how Canaanite Milk would be a much more sustainable source than its meat
File:Slain Canaanites, hung in the streets of the Citadel to repel any hopes of a rebellion.png|Slain Canaanites, hung in the streets of the Citadel and positionned like sitting dogs in order to make them appear as more animalistic than humanoids
File:Canaanite Idols trophies, proudly displayed in the Big Potion HQ before such display were banned.png|Canaanite Idols trophies, proudly displayed in the Big Potion HQ before such displays were banned
File:Canaanite village being destroyed by Big Potion militia.png|Canaanite village being destroyed by Big Potion militia
File:Big Potion executive overlooking the destruction of a city that was helping Canaanite hide.png|Big Potion executive overlooking the destruction of a city that was helping Canaanites hide
File:Big Potion propaganda falsely representing Canaanite Milk being used for dark rituals.png|Big Potion propaganda falsely representing Canaanite Milk being used for dark rituals
File:Big Potion propaganda perpetrating the conspiracy that drinking Canaanite Milk would eventually transform you.png|Big Potion propaganda perpetrating the conspiracy that drinking Canaanite Milk would eventually transform you
File:Big Potion trying to replicate the effects of Canaanite milk.png|Big Potion trying to replicate the effects of Canaanite milk
File:Potions were often sold on the same shelves as Canaanite skulls.png|Potions were often sold on the same shelves as Canaanite skulls
File:Potions and Canaanite skulls, a marketing ploy to try and associate potion effects with Canaanite magical power.png|Potions and Canaanite skulls, a marketing ploy to try and associate potion effects with Canaanite magical power
File:Canaanite skull trophies were at a point so numerous, that they were selling for less than a loaf of bread.png|Canaanite skull trophies were at a point so numerous, that they were selling for less than a loaf of bread
File:Canaanite found in a study tank during a Big Potion HQ raid.png|Canaanite found in a study tank during a Big Potion HQ raid
File:Big Potion executive admiring his trophies.png|Big Potion executive admiring his trophies
File:Canaanite becoming lone nomads, some had to bond with familiars as they have an innate desire for companionship.png|As Canaanites became lone nomads, some had to bond with familiars as they have an innate desire for companionship. This led to the attunement of their magical powers.
File:Chased from his village, a canaanite traveling with friendly merchants.png|Chased from his village, a canaanite traveling with friendly merchants
File:Canaanite hiding with homeless urchins within the sewers of the Citadel.png|Canaanite hiding with homeless urchins within the sewers of the Citadel
File:Traveller discovering the magical benefits of Canaanite milk.png|Traveler discovering the magical benefits of Canaanite milk
File:Troup of Canaanites pitching the benefits of their milk in a local tavern.png|Troup of Canaanites pitching the benefits of their milk in a local tavern
File:Canaanites negociating for the right of forming a sub-guild of the Merchants Guild, which would grant them Realm protection by law.png|Canaanites negociating for the right to form a sub-guild of the Merchants Guild, which would grant them Realm protection by law
File:Canaanite presenting the Merchants Guild protection treaty to Big Potion executives.png|Canaanite presenting the Merchants Guild protection treaty to Big Potion executives
File:Canaanite's baby orphanage celebrating their long-due era of peace. A Lot of Canaanites were made orphans after the Great Hunt.png|Canaanite's baby orphanage celebrating their long-due era of peace. A Lot of Canaanites were made orphans after the Great Hunt
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Latest revision as of 18:26, 16 May 2024

An ancient people from a forgotten place called Canaan. They have the head of a bull, as they are descendants of the ancient god Moloch. This past association is quite dark and evil, but the Canaanites of today are reformed and quite jolly, casting doubt on the veracity this dark past. They are fond of all desert regions and mountains.

Canaanite

The Great Hunt

The Great Hunt is the event that led to the extermination of Canaanite idols and subsequent war against the various Canaanite tribes inhabiting the land. The Hunt was finally ended when the Milk Guild was created as a branch of the Merchant's Guild, granting them immunity by law.